May 2012
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
horribleintervalsofsanity:
breezyfame:
i just wanna meet and see Chris in concert … DO YOU HEAR ME GOD
that’s all i want
h0odrich:
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
at school: can you stop talking because i dont care
Watchyellowmodelchiiick:
DONE W/ LIFE
the snaps tho
seppunstar:
thoracs:
thoracs:
maplewren:
12fiftyone:
12fiftyone:
Teenage girls using the word “broken” to describe themselves
Teenage girls
girls
Gir
G
I’ve lost it. I’m crying.
average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
Best pick up line
Boy: I'll buy you food.
Watch
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
idiotblogger:
this is my new senior quote
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
